Hi I am Double R and I have a problem
I am never really known myself to be squealish - ok except for spiders and snakes... but only a little :) But there are two words that bring intense terror the second that I see them. I know that I am not the only one - Phlippy has suffered under this enormouse pressure as well - this does bring me some solice.
The worst bit is that I tend to frequent places of interest where I know that these words will be clearly visible... and I will (even though I am now clearly petrified) move closer and closer until it is too late. I am enveloped and cannot escape.
These two words are "DVD SALE" and they have a controlling influence at the moment.. my witch doctor says that by admitting that I have a problem I might get some control of it.
The worst two places - well worst be an operative word, I find it difficult to avoid Phase 2 in Sandton (advertising royalties pls or DVD discount haha) or Look and Listen in Hyde Park.
An hour or so of "just looking" while the pile of DVD's in my hand grows and grows and grows is quite normal and it takes super human effort as I leave to just put them down and realise that I have about 20 DVD's at home that I haven't watched yet (they're still in their plastic ;P) so I don't need these yet...
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I am definitely not complaining. Plenty of movies to watch at the Passion Palace always. Granted not always my taste but fantastic none the less ;)
[group vocalisation] Hi Double R... double R sits down. Hi my name is Phlippy, and uh... I'm an addict.
so how extensive is your porn collection? and i know those are NOT the ones still in their plastic
Think you need to speak to my friend about that :)
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